Monday, 8 February 2010
SNAFU, Here is a crazy ass word for you. In short, 'I royally f***** up'.
Photo Courtesy : Flixster.com
I am not in a much better state at the moment. Both my eyebrows now look as if they are running scared from each other.
I am in a 'Joey' moment and AM not liking it a bit.
Call me a lazy bum....I deserve it, for not getting up and plucking my eyebrows under better light.
I have scant hair in my eyebrows and so missing a few hair at odd spots really makes me look scary, maybe I will get a job to scare the pants off little pesky kids, bwahhhha
Or I can join celebs....no eyebrow thingy was quite hot last year and I can start a new trend all together.
I usually pluck errant hair around my eyebrows and chop off the too long ones to bring them into shape. It was easier and cheaper in India, where you just hop into a salon and get them threaded by a beautician.
Lancaster does not have any salons that provide this service and even if they did, I am too much of cheapskate to spend precious moolah on it.
So, I did what I usually do...I sat in front of the television with my beauty kit and started weeding away. The light was insufficient, but I with the usual over-confidence marched on to beautify my cranium. I plucked a few from the left one and then moved to the right eyebrow and shaped it with a too much enthusiasm and forgot to check back the status of the left one and crapstatic....I look WEIRD!
The end result is I, now have one eyebrow which looks like a fat caterpillar and the other on starvation diet.
Check on me in a decade or two, I am hiding behind a veil till they grow back.
Till then, enjoy this